Since Catherine has abandoned her post (the funding for her position expired), office chatter hasn’t been the same. I don’t know if Maddy just has poorer spying skills than Catherine, or if we just suddenly stopped being interesting when both Catherine and Sandra left, but it’s taken us longer than usual to compile enough silly quips to post.
And so, I present to you the October/November/December edition of Office Chatter, starring a slightly different cast of characters, including Dylan, our newest Volunteer Extraordinaire, and Brent, our Board Treasurer. The good news is that Catherine plans to return to the office (as Volunteer Extraordinaire) in the near future, at which point I’m sure we’ll become wildly entertaining.
Tips For Creating A Great Look For Your Home
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Many people that have a knack for matching style and color are able to choose pieces that reflect their style and personality and make the elements of the room fit together in harmony. If you don't have a great deal of experience with design, then you may want to keep a few things in mind. First, you will want to make sure that you have a theme and a palette of colors picked out for the rooms that you are going to decorate. Make sure that you don't go too wild with bold colors. A little color can go a long way. You don't want to overwhelm the senses with competing colors. If you go with a mainly neutral palette and then add pops of color you will make a bigger impact that makes sense.
Another thing you need to keep in mind is your budget. Outline a budget that will not break the bank and stick with it. You may have to substitute some of the things that you want to purchase for your room, but if they are overpriced then you can go to another store that has a similar piece for a better price.
Be sure that you don't put too many objects in the room. If you add too many things you can't outline a focal point or even create a flow to the room. When a room is cluttered then it is off balance and loses its style and appeal. Many people have trouble with balancing the accent pieces in the room. If you are having issues with interior design in Calgary, you should do a quick Google search for an interior designer or event just a professional consultations. A consultation can save you money while also providing the direction and know how to give your room the look that you are trying to achieve.
Always be sure to make a list and take notes that include measurements when you go shopping. This will help prevent issues and guessing when you are buying items for your home.
No Context Needed
Melissa: “Great, now my eye balls are sweating.”
Symon: “In other exciting news I got my first rejection letter. It says only nice things except that they don’t like my sense of humour. That’s okay though, because I have others. I’m going to keep all my rejection notices and when I’m rich and famous I’ll publish them in a book titled ‘Humourless.’”
Brent: What is the origin of spring chicken? It’s not biological is it?
Melissa: “Hey it’s Ice cream Monday! Oh no wait, today’s Wednesday. Life is so disappointing.”
Context Can’t Save You Now!
Melissa: “The New Quarterly: office of a thousand paper bags.”
Dylan: “When it comes to poetry, I have a predatory mindset. I find the weakest poets and pick them off…and slowly accumulate the good stuff for my herd.”
Madhulika: “I really wish I wasn’t wearing any pants right now.”
Melissa: “Political poetry puts everyone in a bad mood.”